I'm never online or "always online".
So I like to use a glorified calculator as an answering machine.
The most reliable way to get ahold of me
Please use the key to encrypt email, otherwise no replies.
Second most reliable manner to get a hold of me.
Third most reliable place to leave a message. I can be found,
and private messaged to, as "Red_hands" at #zdoom on OFTC
Fourth most reliable if you're planing to contact me via and want to have encryption although I've not used this service in a long time.